koana

Hi! I’m Koana. 🌺 And I have a few questions.

Like…

What’s that?
Can I chase it?
Is that the hose?!
Can I have the hose?!
WHY ARE WE NOT PLAYING WITH THE WATER HOSE RIGHT NOW?!

The hose is, without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind. I would happily spend my entire day chasing water. 💦

I’m a playful, curious, athletic girl who LOVES attention. I’m basically a Velcro dog with a tiny independent streak. I’ll follow you around the house, then occasionally wander off to investigate something extremely important… like a squirrel. 🐿️

And when I want affection, I have a very specific technique. I will wedge myself between your legs, fold myself practically in half, and wait for the belly rubs. Yes, I realize I am a rather large Rottweiler. No, I do not understand why that should prevent me from becoming a pretzel 🥨 in your lap. 😉

I’m also a total lover. I’ll lean my head against you and give you my paw because apparently that is how I say, “You’re my person.” ❤️

But here’s the part I don’t understand… 😔

I’ve been returned to the same shelter FOUR TIMES.

Four.

I’m not really sure why. 🤨

Maybe it’s because my adoption fee was only seven dollars, and apparently some people thought that meant I was a $7 impulse purchase instead of an actual living, feeling dog who needed commitment. 🥺

Whatever the reason, the rescue is making sure my fifth chapter is the one where I find my forever home!

I can be a little suspicious when I first meet people, especially men, and loud voices or quick movements can make me nervous. 😬 I’ve learned that sometimes people aren’t very gentle, 😔 so I’m still learning that I’m safe now. But give me patience, kindness, and a little time, and you’ll see the real me come out.

And the real me?

I’m a little lover. ❤️ I’m smart. 🧠 I learn quickly. I know sit, down, and paw, and I’m working on wait. I even figured out the dog door all by myself because apparently I have places to be. 🐿️👀

I’m athletic and would LOVE a family who wants to actually do things with me.

Hiking? 🥾 YES.
Training? YES.
Adventures? ⛺️ ABSOLUTELY.
A job to do? Please and thank you. ☺️

I’m generally calm in the house and settle nicely. I’m happy sleeping in my bed, 🛌 preferably near my people, and I’m perfectly fine being home alone. I’ll even sleep at your feet while you watch TV. 📺

Other dogs? I’ve done well with a big older boy and enjoy playing with dogs who want to play. 🎾 I would probably love having a male dog around my size as a buddy.

I do have a very high prey drive, though, so squirrels, rabbits, lizards, and frogs should probably consider relocating. 👀🐿️

And if you have a hose?

Well… I’m already packing. 🧳💦

I’ve been given four chances already.

I’m really hoping someone will give me the one that counts. 🥹

The chance to stop being the dog who gets returned… and finally become the dog who gets home. ❤️

Love,
Koana 🌺

P.S. If you adopt me, please understand that you are also adopting a part time squirrel patrol officer and a full time hose enthusiast. There will be no refunds on either position. 😉

https://www.realrottweilerrescue.com/dogs/koana-mf8d