sandy dee

I’ll take the microphone here. 🎤

Hi, I’m Sandy Dee. 😊 I’d like to clear up a few things...

First of all, these are my real ears. No, I don’t know why they’re so big. No, I cannot fly. ✈️ I’ve tried.

And my tongue? 👅 Listen... I didn’t ask for it. 🙃 It’s so big that half the time it’s just hanging out because it refuses to fit in my mouth. I drool a little, I smile a lot, and I look like I just finished eating the world’s largest peanut butter sandwich. 🥪

Now let’s talk about my breed. Your guess is as good as mine. German Shepherd? Maybe. Rottweiler? I’ve got the eyebrows. Bat? 🦇 Also possible.

The nice people at R.E.A.L. Rottweiler Rescue looked at my little Rottie eyebrows and said, "Eh... she qualifies." So here I am. 😉

Before rescue, I was found by the sweetest baker. 🧁 Which, if you ask me, was the greatest missed opportunity of my life. 😒

You’re telling me I was rescued by someone surrounded by fresh bread, 🍞 cookies, 🍪 donuts, 🍩 and cakes 🍰... and I STILL ended up eating dog food? 🤢

I feel like I was robbed. 💰

Unfortunately, they couldn’t keep me, so they made sure I got somewhere safe. Now I’m hanging out with rescue while I search for people who appreciate a dog with satellite dishes 📡 attached to her head.

Despite my comedy 🎤 career, I’m actually a really good girl. 🤩

I LOVE treats. If snacks were a college degree, I’d have my doctorate. 🎓

I’m young, eager to learn, and every time you teach me something new, I act like I just solved world peace. 🌎☮️

I’m also working on my food manners. Turns out I don’t have to inhale every meal like someone is about to steal it. Who knew? Every day I’m learning that my food isn’t going anywhere, and I’m getting better and better. 😋

I love adventures. 🛣️ I love walks. 🌳 I love people. 🧍‍♀️🧍 I love naps. 💤 I love being told I’m pretty... 😉 even if my ears enter the room five seconds before the rest of me. 🤭

What I’m really looking for is someone who doesn’t mind laughing every single day. Because life is simply more fun when your dog has ears that could catch satellite TV, a tongue with its own zip code, and enough love to fill your entire house. 🥹❤️

Adopt me. I promise I’ll always listen...

Mostly because it’s physically impossible not to with these ears. 👂😂

I really hope to meet you soon!
Cya later! 🐊💕

https://www.realrottweilerrescue.com/dogs/sandy-dee-zkde