zola

Hello and good morning ☀️ I’m Zola 💕The one who moves like she just drank three espressos ☕️ and saw a squirrel at the same time 👀 🤭

I’m allegedly three years old, but I would like to formally dispute that claim ☺️ I don’t feel three. I don’t act three, I don’t even look three ✨ Honestly, I think someone just guessed and I didn’t feel like correcting them because I was busy doing zoomies 💨

My favorite hobby includes Sprinting to the toy box like it personally offended mee, selecting the toy of the moment 🧸🦴, and then parading around with it like I just won a championship🏆 Sometimes I’ll play with my dog friends, sometimes I’ll entertain myself like the independent queen I am 👑

I’m great with other dogs 🐾 big ones, small ones, medium ones, weird ones I’m not picky 😆 If they want to play, amazing. If they don’t, that’s fine too, I’ll just go grab a toy and put on a one dog show 🎪

I’m crate trained, potty trained, and honestly kind of a catch if you’re into adorable chaos with excellent manners 😉I know how to behave, I just also know how to party 🎉 I am extremely affectionate. I will love you with my whole entire body 🥰

I’ve got that wiggly, happy, full body excitement that makes it impossible to have a bad day around me 😁I wake up every morning like it’s the best day of my life, and I fully expect you to match that energy.

So if you’re looking for a calm, low key, barely there kind of dog I wish you the best of luck 🍀

But if you’re looking for a hilarious, toy obsessed, zoomie powered, cuddle demanding, possibly not actually three year old best friend…… I’ll be by the toy box 🧸