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Lucy's Story

Folks, at 13 years young, Lucy is a Menace.

Want someone to critique your cooking? Lucy will gleefully tell you all the ways you are doing it wrong. And she will happily eat all your mistakes. To clarify, everything you make is a mistake, so might as well hand it over.

Like snuggling up in a cozy blanket? Not any more, because all blankets belong to Lucy. It's like Pandas and China. Don't question it.

Considering adopting a senior dog to fit your quiet, low activity lifestyle? Enjoy your new hiking hobby, we know Lucy will.

Interested in interior design? So is Lucy. She gets final say in where that chair goes, so just learn to like it.

Have you been considering a dog with political aspirations? Look no further. Lucy has a platform she's passionate about. All walks are now her campaign trail, and she will insist on meeting everyone within a 40' radius to explain said platform. Might as well accept your new role as campaign manager.

Do you wish Easter Egg hunts incorporated more pranks? Lucy has fixed that problem - With squeaky toys carefully hidden around your house, every day is full of surprises. Want to sit in that comfy couch? It squeaks now. Lean back in your chair? Squeak. Rug? Squeeeak.

How do you feel about personal space? Haven't thought much about it? Perfect. No reason.

While we don't have a full history, we're pretty sure she previously lived with Benjamin Button, because she's clearly learned s few tricks from him.

Sure, Lucy takes a couple of medications to help her greet each day with the level of audacity she feels is appropriate. She's a teenager. A few meds are normal. The big question is does your closet have room for her collection of high end lounge-wear? Because fashion is non-negotiable, darling.

For more information, email her temporary campaign manager at hdrlaurelin@gmail.com , or just go straight to handsomedansrescue.org to apply, because you know you want to