gabagool

GabagoolAge: 2 years oldWeight: 124 lbs of pure Boar’s Head energyVetting: Fully vetted, neutered & microchippedFostered in: Essex County, NJAvailable in: NY, NJ, CT, PA, ME, VT, VA, DE, MD, RI & NHApply: houndsinpounds.org

If your ideal dog is a giant, goofy, clumsy meatball with the IQ of a warm hoagie, congratulations — you’ve found your guy. Gabagool is 124 pounds of delicounter chaos, a walking sandwich, a ham with legs, a salami in sneakers. He is huge, he is happy, and he is absolutely not aware of his own size.This man is a MEATHEAD of the highest caliber — the kind of dog who bonks into a doorframe, looks surprised, and then does it again. A dog who will sit on you, not next to you. A dog who thinks he’s a 12lb lapdog trapped in a pastramishaped body.

Gabagool’s DeliStyle BreakdownDog Friendly — Loves other dogs, especially ones who don’t mind being steamrolled by a friendly cold cut.Cats Unknown — He has not yet met a cat, but we suspect he’d treat it like a mozzarella stick: confusing, interesting, and possibly edible.Goofy & Clumsy — Gravity is his enemy.Silly & “Sorta Dumb” — He’s not stupid… he’s just meatforward.HighCaliber Breed Experience Required — This is not a starter dog. This is a fullsize entrée, a jumbo Italian sub with legs. You must be comfortable handling a dog who is physically enormous, emotionally ridiculous, and spiritually lunchmeat.

Who He’s Looking ForGabagool needs a home that:Has true largebreed, highcaliber experienceAppreciates a dog who is 50% beef, 50% buffoonDoesn’t mind being bodychecked by a sentient prosciuttoWants a companion who will make them laugh every single dayIf you’ve ever said, “I love big dumb dogs,” this is your soulmate. If you’ve ever said, “I want a delicate, gentle, dainty companion,” this is not your soulmate. Gabagool is a full deli platter, and he needs someone who can carry the tray.

 Ready to bring home your very own Italian cold cut?Apply today at houndsinpounds.org — Gabagool is ready to roll right into your life like a runaway mortadella.
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