*jenga

Hi. I`m Jenga, I`m new here at MCASAC, and I want to be clear that this is not a complaint. It`s a review. Let me walk you through it.I have a bed. A real one. I also have a fuzzy blanket, which I want you to know I take very seriously. And the toys? Plural. An embarrassment of toys. Somebody around here understands that a girl needs options.Meals arrive. On time. Every time. There is also a pail of water roughly the size of my ambitions. Five stars. I would dine here again, and in fact I will, later today.Genuinely lovely people. Very attentive. Extremely generous with the scratches. I have no complaints about the hospitality, and I`ve been paying close attention.So why am I looking to check out, you ask?I want a person.Not a visitor. Not a shift change. A person. Mine.I should tell you what happens when someone walks up to my kennel: my body starts wiggling before I`ve made a conscious decision about it. It`s automatic. The back half goes first and the rest of me follows. I`ve stopped trying to control it and I`d encourage you not to try either.MY QUALIFICATIONS:• Walking companion — I stay close. Not `tethered to your ankles` close, just `checking in, still here, glad it`s you` close.• Bench specialist — Give me the chance to sit next to you on a bench and I will take it every single time. This is my favorite thing. Possibly my whole personality.• Kisses — Large. Enthusiastic. Non-negotiable. Please prepare accordingly.• Dogs — Perfectly fine around them, thank you for asking. But I`m a people dog. That`s where my heart is.Look, I don`t want to be immodest, but people have used the word `cute.` I didn`t bring it up. They did. I just try my best and let the wrinkles do the rest.I`m hoping someone can make my stay here a short one. The bed is nice. The blanket is nice. The toys are nice. But none of it is a lap, and none of it is a bench, and none of it is you.I`m the best girl. I`m ready to check out whenever you are.