max

Ahem. My name is Max. I`m 9 years old, 18 pounds of distinguished Dachshund gentleman, and I`m looking for a forever home.Now, let`s get one thing straight: I LOVE women. Adore them. Worship them. Think they hung the moon. Men? Well... let`s just say I`d prefer not to share my ladies if I can help it. I`m house-trained, enjoy the finer things in life, and have fully embraced my role as a grumpy old man. I know what I like, and what I like is a comfy bed, a cozy lap, and being the center of attention. And before you ask—yes, I know I`m ridiculously cute. I`ve seen the way people look at me, and frankly, I use it to my advantage whenever possible. I may be able to live with a smaller, submissive dog who understands that I`m the boss. No cats, please. Kids over 12 who know how to respect animals are just fine by me.Have a dog already? No problem! We can set up a meet-and-greet to see if we`re a good match.So, if you`ve got room in your home (and especially in your heart) for a lovable little curmudgeon with short legs, big opinions, and undeniable charm, I`d love to meet you.MaxMy adoption fee includes up-to-date vaccinations, dewormer, and heartworm/flea prevention. Plus, a microchip that is already registered to you! What more could you ask for?If my bio shows “Spay/Neutered” with a checkmark, I have already been altered; if you do not see this listed, my surgery is still scheduled and a refundable spay/neuter deposit will be required, which will be returned within 24 hours after my procedure is completed.If you`d like to meet me, please fill out an application on our website, PawmettoLifeline.org.Adoptions are by appointment Tuesday through Thursday. On Fridays and Saturdays, you’re welcome to walk in anytime between 10:00am and 5:00pm. Please note that we’re closed for adoptions on Sundays and Mondays.