mookie

MOOKIE: LOW RIDER, WALLFLOWER, ICON Fostered in NJ | Fully vetted, neutered, chippedApply at houndsinpounds.org

Introducing Mookie: 66 lbs of introverted charm, wrapped in a handsome devil’s body and powered by exactly two speeds—slow and no. This 5-year-old low rider bully is so quiet, you might mistake him for a throw pillow. Or a decorative ottoman. Or the wallpaper. He’s not offended. He prefers it that way.

MOOKIE FACTS:Sweet enough to give you cavities—like he’s made of sugar and sprinkled with cinnamonHandsome devil with a derpy soul and a body built for loungingGood with dogs, especially the chill ones who respect his need for silence and personal spaceScared of cats—like, “please don’t make eye contact with the feline” scaredLazy in a way that feels aspirational (your couch will never be alone again)Quiet enough to make your houseplants seem chattyIntroverted and thriving—not here to “work on that”Looking forward to pumpkin picking, ideally from the couchWill need help with confidence, but responds well to snacks and whispered affirmationsDoesn’t bark, doesn’t beg, doesn’t believe in cardioA status symbol for people who understand that silence is golden and low riders are elite

Mookie won’t chase squirrels, fetch balls, or entertain your guests. He will make you feel like the luckiest human alive every time he chooses to sit near you and sigh dramatically. He’s not here for drama, group activities, or extroverted nonsense. He’s a vibe. A lifestyle. A four-legged flex.

We’re accepting applications from people who live in places where introverts are celebrated and couches are sacred: NY, NJ, CT, PA, ME, VT, VA, DE, MD, DC, RI, NH.
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