peggy

Meet Peggy! Peggy is a distinguished older lady with impeccable taste, zero patience for nonsense, and enough sass to power a small city. She considers herself royalty (rightfully so) and expects to be treated as such.

Peggy enjoys the finer things in life: a cozy blanket (non-negotiable), a human to snuggle against when she feels like it, and food. Especially food. Honestly, mostly food. Peggy is extremely food-motivated and would absolutely sell state secrets for a snack.

Things Peggy does not enjoy include vet visits and nail trims. For these deeply offensive events, she requires a muzzle and your emotional support. Ideally, Peggy would like to live in a home where her people are around most of the time because being alone is overrated, and crates are, in her opinion, an absolute crime. Luckily, she can be trusted outside of one. At night, Peggy insists on sleeping in a human bed, under the covers, like the tiny grandma she is.

Peggy’s dream home is one where she is the undisputed center of the universe. Kids are a no. Cats are also a no (she said what she said). She would prefer to be your one and only dog but could tolerate a very specific canine companion: calm, respectful, not young, not hyper, not large, and willing to be bossed around.

Peggy would do best in a home without shared walls, as she has strong opinions about outdoor noises and meal prep speed and she will absolutely let you know when you are falling behind schedule. A fenced yard would be lovely so she can sunbathe dramatically with her people, but it’s not required. She is house trained, though she may have an occasional accident in new places or when the weather is rude.

Despite being a golden-aged queen, Peggy is in great shape and can still run and jump like a much younger dog. She did arrive with some dental issues and has since had several teeth removed, so she’ll need ongoing dental care but don’t worry, this has not dampened her love of food in the slightest.

If you’re looking for a sassy, opinionated, blanket-loving older lady to rule your home (and your heart), apply to meet Peggy today.