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timber sue
Peculiar, MO
Meet timber sue
đ¨WANTED: Peanut Butter Supplier with Couch Access đ¨
Introducing Timber â 100 pounds of love, loyalty, and peanut butter-fueled enthusiasm.
This 7-year-old Rottweiler mix has two priorities in life:
Peanut butter
You (but mostly peanut butter)
Timberâs the total package:
đŞ Beefy head? Check.
đ¤ Chill vibes? Check.
đ˝ Only barks when itâs important (like potty time or snack oâclock)? Double check.
đ Housetrained and trustworthy out of a kennel? You bet your Skippy.
Looking for a loyal walking buddy who also doubles as a living weighted blanket? Timberâs your girl.
Single guy? Sheâll be your peanut butter-smeared wingwoman.
Single gal? Sheâs already got her leashâletâs hit the trail.
Couple looking to give a dog a dream life? Timberâs been manifesting you since 2023.
BUT:
đś No other dogs, please. Timber doesnât share snuggles, snacks, or emotional support privileges. She's a monogamous queen.
đś She's fine with kids but is blissfully unaware that sheâs basically a furry boulder on legs. Small children may be gently steamrolled with love.
So if you're ready for unconditional love, endless snuggles, and a lifelong obsession with peanut butter... Timber is ready for you.
Adopt her. Bring snacks. Prepare for the best decision of your life.
Introducing Timber â 100 pounds of love, loyalty, and peanut butter-fueled enthusiasm.
This 7-year-old Rottweiler mix has two priorities in life:
Peanut butter
You (but mostly peanut butter)
Timberâs the total package:
đŞ Beefy head? Check.
đ¤ Chill vibes? Check.
đ˝ Only barks when itâs important (like potty time or snack oâclock)? Double check.
đ Housetrained and trustworthy out of a kennel? You bet your Skippy.
Looking for a loyal walking buddy who also doubles as a living weighted blanket? Timberâs your girl.
Single guy? Sheâll be your peanut butter-smeared wingwoman.
Single gal? Sheâs already got her leashâletâs hit the trail.
Couple looking to give a dog a dream life? Timberâs been manifesting you since 2023.
BUT:
đś No other dogs, please. Timber doesnât share snuggles, snacks, or emotional support privileges. She's a monogamous queen.
đś She's fine with kids but is blissfully unaware that sheâs basically a furry boulder on legs. Small children may be gently steamrolled with love.
So if you're ready for unconditional love, endless snuggles, and a lifelong obsession with peanut butter... Timber is ready for you.
Adopt her. Bring snacks. Prepare for the best decision of your life.
More About timber sue
HEALTH:
Vaccinations up to date. Spayed/Neutered.
CHARACTERISTICS:
Large 61-100 lbs (28-45 kg)
timber sue's Details
| BREED: | Rottweiler / Boxer |
| SEX: | Female |
| AGE: | Adult |
| COAT COLOR: | Black |
| SIZE: | Large 61-100 lbs (28-45 kg) |
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